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the police man flags a driver who is driving at a break neck speed.
Policeman: why are you driving so fast?
Man: i am in a hurry sir.
Police man: hmm, you are stinking of alcohol, you have had a lot to drink and you should not be driving.
Man: no sir, i have  not drunk anything at all.
Police man: i am not stupid, i know you have been drinking.
Man: (Shaking head in denial) No sir, i swear upon the drunk, i am not God!!!!!!